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Posted by: mylean Original: 7/7/2009 12:08 AM Views: 26 Comments: 4 eProps: 4 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Been tasting the corporate life... Cant say I dont like it....
Waking up to the cold morning = not fun...
Been paying alot of attention to the well dressed and not-so well dressed attires.. Heres what I learned...

1. The tie must sit just at the belt buckle... some have it too long which looks like its dangling over their dicks.. or too short - which looks like its sitting on their potbelly...
2. Always wear a belt and refer to no.1
3. Length of the slacks must sit just before the floor... having it too short looks like uve out grown ur pants + when you sit.. it goes all the way up and exposes them hairy legs... ugly sight... .. having it too long on the other hand just looks shabby...
4. Men should not wear anklet socks to work... (Im guilty of this.. but my pants arent too short to expose them)
5. The combo of no.3 and no.4 will NEVER land you a job!! (if exposed)
6. Women must NEVER wear sports shoes with their work attire... omG.. it looks so shitty... for heaven's sake please invest in a comfortable pair of heels...
7. The tie must NEVER be the same colour as the shirt... who wears a red shirt and a red tie??! I understand now why women and gays say men dont have any sense in fashion...
8. Try having 2-3 sets of suits... Dont wear the same one to work everyday...
9. Cufflings are a yes yes ... but not a must
10. In case you were wondering... one must have a shirt with french-sleeves to wear them cufflings... please dont wear cuffs with a normal shirt by turning the buttons inside out... french sleeves are 2'5 inches thick.. normal shirts are 2'..
11. Nothing looks worse than a nice suite with unpolished shoes...
12. Please wear different ties with different shirts....
13. I hate blue shirts....
14. I hate pink ties...
15. I hate blue shirt with pink ties (You cannot believe how many idiots put on this combo!!)
16. Zip up jackets look way less better than buttoned jackets...
17. Black patterned stockings are the in-things at the moment... please dont wear them to work...
18. Always tie a full windsor... 4-in hands are for casual outings... and half windsors are for lazy losers...
19. Silk tie - ALWAYS use a full windsor..
20. Handkerchiefs are for chilvary.. (Ive seen how this works.. was really impressed.. but I dont carry one)
21. Have at least 7/8 work shirts.. that way.. you can shuffle Mon-next Wed..
22. Wear a watch
23. Carry a Parker pen (or at least one that is metal - dont bring a plastic one around)
24. Men should never wear white socks to work...
25. Comb your hair!

Yawns... sleep time... Work calls again tomorrow...

-ENd-

ps: Sighs... The shit I have to see everyday....
ps2: 26. Please smell nice!!
ps3: Shave!!!

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haha..welcome to the corporate world...and...one entertaining post

Posted 7/7/2009 8:33 PM by hlpe7 - reply

women wear sneakers only when they walk to and from work, not at the office. its the only way to get full comfort after a long day of wearing heels (no matter how comfortable, standing on the front of your feet the whole day isnt fun!)... so lay off!! :P and hey, some people need to walk distance home!

ANYWAY... u forgot to say, well ironed shirts. it counts alot!

and i didnt know men turn the button upside down to put cufflinks on... hahah thats so tacky!! ewwiee... no offence!

zip up jackets... no uncool in the working world. i reckon every serious business person should have a nice trench coat made of good material (by that, i mean not the cheap looking ones), with buttons!

amen.

Posted 7/17/2009 11:32 PM by lenniez - reply

geez the typo. sorry!!

Posted 7/17/2009 11:33 PM by lenniez - reply